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pilot251 Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 19.07.2006 Beiträge: 202 Wohnort: RLP |
Verfasst am: Fr Feb 08, 2008 4:30 pm Titel: "Blinder" Pilot - Wahre Geschichte (englisch) |
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Habe gerade eine amüsante Story zugemailt bekommen. Bitteschön...
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. One man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story... Have a great day and remember...
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!![/img] _________________ When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. (Henry Ford)
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francis Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 23.09.2007 Beiträge: 240 Wohnort: Graz |
Verfasst am: Fr Feb 08, 2008 4:40 pm Titel: |
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hahaha geil! _________________ -Ohne meine Ray-Ban kann ich nicht Lay-Ban- |
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Moehl88 Gast
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Verfasst am: Fr Feb 08, 2008 6:26 pm Titel: |
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Nit schlecht, fehlt nur noch die Binde mit den drei Punkten. |
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C-Bass Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 15.01.2008 Beiträge: 578
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Verfasst am: Fr Feb 08, 2008 8:15 pm Titel: |
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na lol ^^ |
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RIBoSoME Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 03.08.2007 Beiträge: 78
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Verfasst am: Fr Feb 08, 2008 8:35 pm Titel: |
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muahahah davon hätte ich zu gerne ein Bild |
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pilot251 Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 19.07.2006 Beiträge: 202 Wohnort: RLP |
Verfasst am: Sa Feb 09, 2008 12:11 am Titel: |
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@RiBoSoMe: Davon hab ich auch ein Bild, wusste nur nicht wie ich es hier einfügen kann. _________________ When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. (Henry Ford) |
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Moehl88 Gast
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Verfasst am: Sa Feb 09, 2008 1:58 am Titel: |
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Hoste es zum Beispiel bei www.imageshack.us. Dort bekommst du anschließend einen BBCode zum Einfügen, glaube ich. |
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Captain Oveur Gast
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Verfasst am: Sa Feb 09, 2008 10:46 am Titel: |
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Zu köstlich die sache! |
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Phinicker Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 16.06.2007 Beiträge: 301 Wohnort: Österreich |
Verfasst am: Sa Feb 09, 2008 2:50 pm Titel: |
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*hehe* Kinda funny !
Obwohl ich mir immer noch die Frage stelle, ob's nicht doch nur ein Fake ist...
_________________ .: BU: 09./10. Okt. 07: Passed
.: FQ: 17. Dez. 07: Passed
.: FQ: 18. Dez. 07: Interview failed
.: MD: Cancelled :.
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.: PPL(A) USA: Okt. 18 :. |
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francis Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 23.09.2007 Beiträge: 240 Wohnort: Graz |
Verfasst am: Sa Feb 09, 2008 3:15 pm Titel: |
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loool es gibt ein bild??? her damit! _________________ -Ohne meine Ray-Ban kann ich nicht Lay-Ban- |
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speedy Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 26.10.2007 Beiträge: 119
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Verfasst am: Sa Feb 09, 2008 7:06 pm Titel: |
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C-Bass Captain
Anmeldungsdatum: 15.01.2008 Beiträge: 578
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Verfasst am: Sa Feb 09, 2008 7:16 pm Titel: |
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das is aber au geil:
Zitat: | One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind.
The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers don't react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly down the runway and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!" |
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