SPAM contest

[Gast]

hallo,

also dass das CIA die twins fachmännisch gesprengt hat habe ich auch mal durchgedacht, bin aber dann zu dem entschluss gekommen, dass die ganze sache doch ein bisschen zu gross wäre.....

ausserdem gibt es ja auch mehrere videobänder von ganz unterschiedlichen perspektiven und verschiedenen quellen.

also das kann ich mir nicht vorstellen, die amis sind zwar etwas sagen wir,
egozentrisch wenns um die verteilung von weltweiten chancen und vorräten geht, aber sie sind auch immer um objektivität bemüht, oder lassen diese zumindest gelten. jetzt mal unabhängig davon was jeden abend über CNN in millionen haushalte schwabbelt. aber sie sind eben u.a. auch hinter der wahrheit her, und ich denke die ganze sache wäre doch ein bisschen zu gross.....wenn das auffliegen würde könnte es eine weltweite politische und wirtschaftliche destabilisierung geben und eine welle der entrüstung die die welt noch nie gesehen hat, und der 3 WK wäre fällig. (wenn man sich das überlegt---> ein land sprengt ein wahrzeichen und opfert tausende von menschen nur um an billige energie für eine alles auffressende wirtwschaft zu kommen....nee, dass kann ich mir nicht vorstellen. also dieses kabinett was da in washington sitzt hat zwar durch die bank dreck am stecken...aber das ginge dann doch zu weit )

ich glaub der thread war doch net so nen gute idee, ich dachte ihr hättet
alle witzige spam

aber eigentlich könnten ma auch das offtopic board zumachen und jeden tag ne halbe stunde im chat ausmachen....
war nur spass

cheers

M

[wannabee]

[blutorgel]

ihr habt doch nen schaden ....

HEHE 450!!!!
balde ich krich dich!!! :-)

[das_tönchen]

[Gast]

also ich würde niemandem raten sich den hals zu strecken....
überlegt mal was passiert wenn ihr die zwischenwirbelbänder und muskeln immer weiter dehnt, und den bewegungsspielraum zwischen den
wirbeln immer mehr vergrössert.....also gesund ist das nicht, dass gibt sicher böse halsverletzungen aufgrund labilität und/oder atrophie, ausserdem verläuft im oberen teil der wirbelsäule ein teil des gehirns. und wenn sich da dann was verklemmt, können sich irreparable schäden ergeben. bin kein doc mit meinem einen lumpigen semester med, aber ich würd so was nicht machen.auch nicht wenn ich ne buschfrau wär und es sausexy wäre.

zur penisverlängerung wollt ich sagen: was solls ?
erstens ist es unpraktisch, zweitens wird das glied im gefluteten zustand meines wissens nicht grösser werden wenn man auf teufel komm raus
im schlaffen zustand die bindegewebs/muskelzellen dehnt. am besten noch mit nem gewicht, welches die eichel abschnürt..hihi das gibt teure schadensersatzklagen.
wer allzuviel herumexperimentiert, bei dem geht irgendwann dann nur noch die rentnerstellung....

wir hatten da in einer vorlesung einen gastdozenten, ein chirurg, der hat uns ein bild gezeigt von nem penis, der aufgrund eines "doch recht erfolgreich ausgeführten geschlechtsverkehrs" etwa auf 8-9 cm durchmesser geschwollen war ( vermutlich waren die schwellkörper gerissen und das blut trat in die gewebszwischenräume ein)....
das sah aus wie bei meiner oma im ziergurkenbeet.....

jungs und mädels, benutzt eure geschlechtsteile wie sie sind, und wurstelt nicht soviel dran rum.....


M

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[Stefan]

Wieso bekomme ich eigentlich andauernd die Schlampenmails???
Hat das mit KAZAA zu tun? Da ist doch sicher Spyware und dieser ganze Dreck mit drin...

Hier auf jeden Fall die nächste bitch, die sich mit mir treffen will:


Hi there, my name is Jessica, and I am looking for a good man to share my bed with! I'm so lonely and sick of all the damn single bars. I've had enough! I'm a very outgoing and fun girl who is always up for a good time. I just hate all the bullshit that men feed you at the single bars. I just want to have some fun. I have a HOT body. Go and see for yourself--- http://www.topflightdates.com/jessica/index.html

Yes, I have small, sensitive breasts! Some guys think that small breasts are no fun. You won't know how fun they are until you play with mine! I love having sensitive nipples, it makes me so crazy. I need someone to play with, can you help me? Come see what you think of my small, cute breasts at

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You'll love my site! It's FREE!

Hope you're
interested,
Jessica
_________________
Gruß
Stefan

[Gast]

ich krieg die doch auch....

bisher hält sich´s allerdings in grenzen, daher installier ich keine spam-software.
je weniger software desto stabiler mein system

M

[Stefan]

Hei, das funktioniert sicher wirklich!!!
Bald habe ich $555.550!


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AVAILABLE REPORTS
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_______________________________________________________
REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Internet"
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Senefeldergasse 37/7
1100 Vienna
Austria

_______________________________________________________
REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guid.e to Sendin.g Bul.k E-mail on the Internet"
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1048 Irvine Avenue, #179
Newport Beach, CA, 92663
USA

_______________________________________________________
REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet"
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Grand Junction, CO 81501
USA
_______________________________________________________

REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire Using MLM & the Net"
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1955 18th street apt # 6
Santa Monica, Ca 90404
USA
_____________________________________________________

REPORT #5 "How to SEND 1,000,000 e-mails for FREE"
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R. White
PMB #346
358 South 700 East B
Salt Lake City, Utah, 84102
USA
______________________________________________________
Please remember that your $5 bills are going all around the
world and delivery of reports could take from 3 days up to 2wks."
_________________
Gruß
Stefan

[slamtofakie]

gerade eben erhielt ich diese mail

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