@vogelmann und Falkeslaemmer

[vogelmann]

was hast du denn geraucht?
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BU+FQ ja, Pilot nein!

[blutorgel]

ja, nix!
denkst du sonst wuerde ich son scheiss schreiben?

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[blutorgel]

ok,
besseres beispiel,

du gehst so voll krass mit dem harem durch die disco.
auf einmal kommt Karl-alleschecker-mit-goldkette-und-nike-streetExzeCCs-schuhen an
und meint:
Karl: Hey! magger du hast ja konkredd Krazzes weiber da an der hand!
du: hae?
karl: Hey willste mir nicht mal ene abgeben?
du: ne! karl weeste must du dich selber harm keufen tun!
karl: Hey! isch konkredd nicht gedacht dran bis nun.

(anmerkung der redaktion)
.. dieses errinert mich igrentwie an einen fall, wo jemadn auf dem friedhof
mit einer frau beischlaf ausuebt, und ein vobeikommender fragt "hey darf ich auch mal ran?"
.. und die antwort gekommen ist: "buddel dir doch selber eine aus"...

du: OK hey, da du gehen auf www.onlineseite.irgentwas und ordern dir harem.
karl: weisste lass man, ich halte nix von dem onlien kram.
du: ich auch nicht
karl: ok, gehen wir ein bier trinken
du: ok. (und bindest die leine vom harem an den hundehaken am tresen)

... 28 tage spaeter

wer dem film kennt weiss was aus dem harem geworden ist.

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...?

[blutorgel]

*,
es hat ein grund warum ihr frauen es nicht versteht.

[slamtofakie]

demnächst kommt ein neuer film raus.

die konkreten helden der lüfte

starring : erkan, stefan und blutorgel

knallhartes flighttraining in fort sucker, vagina

M

[blutorgel]

slamtofakie,
ISCH KOMM DOCH GLEICH GOGRAEEEDD KRAZZ NACH DIE KRASSES ZUHAUSE BEI DU!
dann haus ichdir auf kopf bis haare bluten!
und die krazzes erkan hat noch NULL kraazzes umweltzeichen
<--- Da ist krasszes.

[blutorgel]

deswegen machen die mich nun an ...:

Damion joins the rare club of people who have nailed two no-prizes in a single day by bringing this auction item to our attention. Why is it so special? Check out the description:

You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers in an enclosed box. This system is pretty sweet, its got loud distinct bass, nothing to obscene, if you have an SUV or a truck this is perfect, it comes prewired already, just enough to feel your music, but not to irritate anyone else, or you can if you tweak it, or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. So...you can either use the system I'm selling like the fore- mentioned guy did, or you can buy it from this Cadet and use it properly and enjoy the compliments people will give you as you pass and let them listen to your outstanding taste in fine diverse music. Disclaimer: -No..Im not crazy...Following my 8 years of Military Service as a Naval Aviator, I plan to be a screenwriter. And no, you cant hire me...yet. I almost forgot, the RESERVE is UBER low, like dirt cheap. Shipping might be a bit expensive so if anyone is close to THE CITADEL, in Charleston South Carolina I can arrange a delivery, or you may pick it up. Thank you, if you have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask. My profile and feedback is immaculate. Thank you. EMAIL [removed] if you need to get in contact with me for any reason.

[vogelmann]

Ich habe gerade auf der Kieler Woche nen Freund in ne Tussi reingepoget (geschubst) und dann kam son Türke an und dachte, er will seine Freundin anmachen. Das is kein Witz - echt passiert *rofl*
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BU+FQ ja, Pilot nein!

[slamtofakie]

@ blutorgel

natürlich musste ich es durchlesen.
ich finde es nicht übermässig gut, aber hab selten jemand so wenig satzzeichen machen sehen.
woher ist das, aus pprune.com ? nee, oder ?

ist aber nicht uninteressant.

sag mal bidde.....

M

[blutorgel]

nee der text einer ebay auction.....