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BeitragVerfasst am: Mi Mai 21, 2003 4:37 pm    Titel: *wegschmeiss* Antworten mit Zitat

Captain: "L's & gents, this is your captain. You may have noticed that we are flying rather silently and are descending slowly but steadily. Our aircraft had 4 engines. Unfortunately we lost the first one an hour ago. That's no problem, really, however we lost the second one 40 minutes ago. That still is no real problem either. But for some strange reasons we have only one left now. That IS a problem. We are a lot too heavy now. We dumped all the fuel we can afford and though I'm sorry to tell you, yet we opened all the cargo doors and your luggage is gone. Nevertheless I'm afraid that this is still not enough! A few of you will have to jump off the plane.
To make this easier for you and for us we will ask you to jump in alphabetical order:
We start with "a": First, we ask all African people to leave the plane, all African people, please!"
After a slight break:
"Well, I see that nobody left, so let's continue with "b", all black people please jump off, all black people please!"
Still nobody leaves.
A small black boy in row 27 is whispering to his Mom: "Mom, first he called all the Africans to leave and then all black. So why don't you let us get up and leave?"
Mom (very angry): "Shut up, just shut the hell up and don't say a word!"
Captain: "This obviously might take a little longer, so now we have the letter "c". All coloured people please kindly get up and leave, all coloured people, please!"
Nobody moves.
The little black boy: "Mom, now what is this, why don't we go? We are African, we are black, we are coloured! Why don't we do what is asked?"
Mom (screaming): "Now little fella shut up, shut up I said! We are niggers, niggers by God we are, and before that there are the jews, the moslems ..."
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BeitragVerfasst am: Mi Mai 21, 2003 4:43 pm    Titel: Antworten mit Zitat

In China in the eighties. A DC-3 (or similar?) loaded with tourist passagers starts up and is about to taxi. Then the engines are shut down again. The captain leaves the cockpit and addresses the passengers: "This plane ill! We take other plane!"

They all walk over to a DC-3 parked across the ramp. Engines started, and shut down again. Captain addresses passengers again: "This plane even more ill! We take first plane!"
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